i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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