Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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