whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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