Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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