I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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