So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I'm really busy with my period
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