Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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