so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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