Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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