haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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