I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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