i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
