Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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