your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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