i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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