I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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