You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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