I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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