'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I will be naked everywhere
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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