She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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