would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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