Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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