stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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