i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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