covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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