rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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