where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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