Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
