at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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