Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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