A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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