Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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