He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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