you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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