He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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