I accidentally burped into my bong.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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