I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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