Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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