found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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