How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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