feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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