Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
is wine microwaveable?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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