I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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