So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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