You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The struggles of a small town man whore
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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