I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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