i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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