My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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