so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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