I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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