HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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