this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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